Boba: An Ode

i thought i’d take a break from my self-pity party to exalt the Asian drink, Boba, otherwise known as Tapioca or Bubble Tea:

[to the tune of “O Christmas Tree”]

Oh Bubble Tea! Oh Bubble Tea!
Your tapioca’s so fine.
Oh Bubble Tea! Oh Bubble Tea!
Your tapioca's so fine.
They’re smooth and round and chewy too;
They fill my mouth with sweetened goo.
Oh Bubble Tea! Oh Bubble Tea!
Your tapioca’s so fine.